Farmer gets a speeding ticket.

[jbarker52]

A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed and, in general, began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable.

Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was doing that he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.

The farmer said, "Having some problems with circle flies there, are ya?"

The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said—"Well yeah, if that's what they are—I never heard of circle flies."

So the farmer says, "Well, circle flies are common on farms. See, they're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."

The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. Then after a minute he stops and says, "Hey… wait a minute, are you trying to call me a horse's ass?"

The farmer says, "Oh no, Officer. I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horse's ass."

The trooper says, "Well, that's a good thing," and goes back to writing the ticket.

After a long pause, the farmer says, "Hard to fool them flies though."

[Dentspeed]

You must have gotten a ticket recently.

[SilverMaxima]

Reminds me of this one:

Tennessee Trooper Tale



Two men were driving through Tennessee when they got
pulled over by a State Trooper. The cop walked up and tapped
on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolled down
the window and "WHACK," the cop smacked him in the head
with his nightstick.

"What the hell was that for?" the driver asked.

"You're in TN, son," the trooper answered. "When
we pull you over in TN, you better have your license
ready by the time we get to your car."

"I'm sorry, officer," the driver said, "I'm from California and didn't
know your laws here."

The trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean and gives
the guy his license back. The trooper then walks around to the
passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the
window and "WHACK," the trooper smacks him on the head with the
nightstick.

"What'd you do that for?" the passenger demands.

"Just making your wish come true," replied the trooper.

"Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked.

"Because I know you big city types," the trooper says, "two miles
down the road you're gonna turn to your buddy and say, 'I wish
that asshole would've tried that shit with me! '"

[Mark McCrary]

Glad to see this guy finally gets a ticket! I have been lucky and not meet him but know all about him!