1983 Charger and 1976 Suburban yard art

[TedV]

I have been notified Knox County has quietly adopted an International Property Management Code back in 2012 that makes having a car hobby more difficult. Any property can have only one non-opperating or non currently tagged vehicle. Time for some of the fringe vehicles in my yard to get cleared out to build a barn to save the VW's.

1983 Dodge Charger 2.2 based on the Omni floor pan. 2.2 liter, carb, 5speed. Color is 80's 2-tone brown down low, golden tan up top with louvers on the rear hatch. Body in pretty good shape, tail light might be broken.

1976 Chevy Suburban 1500. 350 carbed motor, th350 trans, think the rear is 3.73 ( could be wrong) according to numbers on the block and a Chevy guy I worked with back in the day it's a 4 bolt main motor. I never pulled the pan so not 100% sure. Has the wider rally wheels. 2-tone 70's blue/lighter blue paint where it hasn't rusted. It's a 70's Chevy... It has rust.

Price on either is less than scrap metal value if you come haul them off. This has to happen in the next week as I've got barn to build and cars to move. Title not on hand, sold with bill of sale and could work on getting replacement title from state. Don't have time to wait for the state to send a title first. They gotta go, NOW! If you don't haul them off, I haul them to scrap.

Anything alive or dead found in the vehicle is your added bonus for zoological or archeological enjoyment. Not much damage from mice since the black corn snakes love to eat mice. I tried to avoid shooting any vermin close to the vehicles so there are no known bullet holes in said vehicles.

Come on down to Ted's Redneck Yard where I'm making deals and moving cars. Once the barn is built there may even be a 24' enclosed trailer available cheap, cheap, CHEAP!!

[MARKP]

Mmm... rat rod slammed '76 Suburban.

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[joker717]

Charger run? Potential cheap Rally x car.

[TedV]

Ratrod slammed burb was an idea I had, but too many projects, it has to go.

Charger is craptacular. However it would need work to run and can find a running Craigslist car fairly easy.

Looks like scrap values are
Charger $100
Burb $200-$250

So, best price under those values to anyone who can use em

[jcoatney]

The scrap yard isn't supposed to take them without a title.

[01badz28]

If it were me, I might set up a pistol rated berm in my back yard and engage in regular target practice. Nothing in the county ordinances against that.

[TedV]

Been talking with zoning office. Property is definitely still agriculture. I think Peacocks and Guinea Hens are beautiful birds. I don't want my grass and brush to grow too high so some goats should do nicely. Can't have one goat because the get stressed when alone. They are herd animals. Agriculture barn has a 25' setback. If I stick a car in said barn at that distance that is now a garage and has to have a 50' setback.

[thrdeye]

Captain Ted's Critter Corral



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[jcoatney]

Hook a plow to the back of them and tell them they are broken down tractors. They can't touch your agricultural equipment.

[TedV]

I like the idea of trays to hold plants inside to make them green houses. If no windows, planters with shrubbery. The cars are artistic planters